Money Talks

Money Talks  is a  SpongeBob SquarePants  episode from  season five. In this episode, Mr. Krabs wishes he could talk to money.

Characters

 * Eugene H. Krabs
 * Flying Dutchman
 * Spongebob Squarepants
 * Squidward Tentacles (5 speaking cameos)
 * Patrick Star (2 speaking cameos)
 * Old Man Jenkins (2 cameos)
 * Mary (2 cameos)
 * Medley (cameo)

Songs

 * If I Could Talk to Money

Plot
At the Krusty Krab, a customer wants to sit at a certain table. Two elderly people (Old Man Jenkins and Mary) are already sitting there. SpongeBob said the customer could sit at the table when they are done. The guy said he would pay $5 if he gets it now. Mr. Krabs agrees with this offer, and kicks the old people out. Mr. Krabs then says "Money talks" and SpongeBob asks him, "Did it tell you to kick those old people out?" Mr. Krabs likes the idea and wishes he could talk to money.

Later at his house, Mr. Krabs forces the money to talk. Of course, it dosen't. Mr. Krabs then shouts he wants to talk to money. The Flying Dutchman appers and said he would grant his wish if he sells his soul. Mr. Krabs takes the offer, and the Flying Dutchman throws pixie dust on him. Mr. Krabs wakes up. He thought it was a dream, until he hears his money talk. At first he is delighted. He takes all the money from his safe at the Krusty Krab and takes it home. The money told Mr. Krabs they want to be spent. He spent some of it on princess clothes, corn dogs, and diapers. Mr. Krabs tells the money he can't spend all of them. Mr. Krabs tries to put the money in a bag, give it to SpongeBob, and ask him to bury it, but that makes him lose the money and he takes the bag back. Mr. Krabs is restless, and shouts "Take this curse away!" The Flying Dutchman appears and is about to take Mr. Krabs's soul, but he said he already sold his soul. Suddenly, a group of ghosts said Mr. Krabs sold his soul to them. The Flying Dutchman is upset, and sees SpongeBob, and asks "You too, SpongeBob?" and SpongeBob responds "He was 5 bucks short on pay day."

Trivia

 * When Mr. Krabs talks to the money, he asks it in French (Parlez vous Francais?), in Spanish (Habla Espanol?) and in Pig Latin (Ouyay peaksay Igpay Atinlay?).
 * In the German version when Mr. Krabs speaks to the money, he asks it if it speaks French (in French), Spanish (in Spanish) and "Parlare pronto lira pizza fungi" which means (Do you speak quickly pizza Fungi. Also, there is no really sense but sounds very Italian).
 * In the Dutch version when Mr. Krabs speaks to the money, he asks it if it speaks French (in French), Spanish (in Spanish) and German (Sprechen sie Deutsch)"
 * This episode name Money Talks, is a name of one of the achievements in the Xbox 360 version of SpongeBob: Truth or Square. This, and other achievements are named after some episodes of the SpongeBob SquarePants series. Possibly a reference.
 * 42nd episode with its name in it.
 * 2nd time Spongebob and Patrick are seen in diapers.

Original Music

 * Vibe Sting - "Hey, wait a minute." {Nicholas Carr}
 * If I Could Talk to Money {Tom King, Eban Schletter}

​APM Music

 * The Rake Hornpipe - The opening.
 * Keel Row - "I didn't know money could talk..."
 * Hawaiian Cocktail - Mr. Krabs cries.
 * Malleus Mallificarum (a) - #1 - The Flying Dutchman appears.
 * The Beast Within - "I'll grant your wish, but it'll cost ya!"
 * In the Crypt - Mr. Krabs signs the Flying Dutchman's contract.
 * Tales from the Swamp (a) - The Flying Dutchman throws dust into Mr. Krabs' eyes.
 * The Tip Top Polka/The Cliff Polka - Mr. Krabs arrives at the Krusty Krab the next day.
 * The Drunken Sailor (b) - Mr. Krabs opens the safe and greets his money.
 * Hello Sailor (b) - Mr. Krabs talks to his money at home.
 * Happy-Go-Lively - Mr. Krabs buys a princess outfit, a diaper, and a corn dog at the mall.
 * Old Creepy Feeling - "Spend us... SPEND US..."
 * Drama Link (d) - "Take this bag as far away as possible and bury it! *realizes something* WHAT HAVE I DONE?!?! Give me that back!"
 * Final Resolution - "Dutchman, you cheated me! Take this horrible curse away! I want a refund!"
 * Malleus Mallificarum (a) - The Flying Dutchman reappears to take Mr. Krabs' soul.
 * The Girl I Left Behind Me - The ending.