User blog:CalzoneManiac/SpongeBob Fanon 1: SpongeBob's Bad Day

I have created my first ever fanon SpongeBob episode! Warning, some material may not be suitable for children, and parental guidance is advised.

1x1: SpongeBob's Bad Day

[day begins as clams start crowing] SpongeBob: Go-oooo-oood morning world and all who inhabi-habi- (coughs)

Gary: (meows twice)

SpongeBob: Don't be silly, Gary! I feel just fi-fi- (coughs)

Gary: (meow)

SpongeBob: I feel like a winner! (falls, rolls away onto the stairs, and crashes into some trash cans, ripping them)

Gary: (meows three times)

SpongeBob: Just because I had an accident doesn't mean I'm not suitable for a hard day's work at the Kuh-rusty Krab! (slams into the door)

Next scene: SpongeBob is dressed and riding a bicycle.

SpongeBob: Good morning, Squid-quid- (coughs)

Squidward: SpongeBob, don't ruin my morning as always.

SpongeBob: Ready to go to the Krusty Kr-kra (coughs twice)

Squidward: Alright, I'll go!

Next scene: They are at the Krusty Krab.

Fish Customer #1: I want a Double Patty Patty with extra cheese and hold the mustard.

Squidward: Extra cheese and hold the mustard on that Double Patty Patty, Sponge--- (notices that SpongeBob looks light yellow)

SpongeBob: It'll be our secret, can't nobody know about our life.

Squidward: SpongeBob, have you been taking drugs again?

Fish Customer #2: I want a Krabby Patty with extra mustard and two pickles!

Squidward: People, we are experiencing technical difficulties. (grabs a megaphone) THE FOOD IS NO GOOD ANYWAY!

Fish Customer #3: Y'know, let's go across the street to the Chum Bucket. I heard they actually care about us.

(customers continue leaving until there are none)

Mr. Krabs: Wait, where are you going?

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs, what's going on?

Mr. Krabs: (gasps) What happened to you?

SpongeBob: Eh, it's my fault. Some kid spray-painted me with Extra-Durable Lightening Fluid, the type they sell at the store.

Mr. Krabs: Go to the bathroom and clean that off! And as for you, Squidward...

Squidward: What, me? I didn't do anything wrong!

Mr. Krabs: You accused him, that is wrong. Now go clean the bathrooms (grabs a megaphone) OR YOU'RE FIRED!

The end

Hope you enjoy!