Blackened Sponge

Blackened Sponge  is a  SpongeBob SquarePants  episode from  season five. In this episode, SpongeBob gets a black eye.

Characters

 * SpongeBob SquarePants
 * Jack M. Crazyfish (debut)
 * Patrick Star
 * Sandy Cheeks
 * Squidward Tentacles
 * Eugene H. Krabs
 * Gary the Snail
 * Lady tied to railroad tracks
 * Dale
 * Frank
 * Sally
 * Grandma (Mother of Mrs. SquarePants)

Synopsis
The episode starts off SpongeBob dreaming that he tried to beat Jack M. Crazyfish at his own game to save the woman tied on the train lines (Actually in a game of scissors, paper, rock). SpongeBob eventually jumps in from of the train but just as it is about to him he wakes up. Soon after, SpongeBob gives himself a black eye due to an attempt to open up some toothpaste. He lies to Patrick, Sandy and the  Krusty Krab  customers describing that he defeated an outlaw. However, Crazyfish arrives at the Krusty Krab, which makes SpongeBob tell the truth and giving himself another black eye in the process. but Crazyfish just claims he just came to the Krusty Krabs because he heard SpongeBob makes good Krabby Pattys. at the end after he accidentally threw the food to Crazyfish face they play a game of scissors, paper, rock. and Crazyfish then cheats in the game as SpongeBob screams ending the episode.

Trivia

 * SpongeBob uses 'Krust' toothpaste, obviously a parody of Crest.
 * Krust toothpaste is probably a combination of Crest (as mentioned above) and the fact that toothpaste forms a crust if it is left out too long.
 * SpongeBob tells Sandy he got the black eye in a fight with Jack M. Crazyfish (the summary before the story). Then he told the story, but he said that he got the black eye by "miscalculating the trajectory of the cup, and the straw jabbing him in the eye" and not from the fight with Crazyfish.
 * Manatees make their only appearance in this episode. They act like cattle.
 * The music on when SpongeBob tries to open the toothpaste is not the usual Hawaiian guitar, but has a harpsichord, and a bassoon.
 * This is the first time Jack M. Crazyfish has appeared in an episode. The second was 20,000 Patties Under the Sea, only to make a cameo appearance with a different voice.
 * In SpongeBob's bathroom when he turns muscular and tries to open the toothpaste, the bubbles by his hand stop moving for a moment.
 * While SpongeBob was getting his wrench to pry open his toothpaste, his feet squeaked, despite that he wasn't wearing his shoes.
 * In SpongeBob's bathroom when it shows the toothpaste cap bouncing off of everything, one of the thing it bounces off of is the wringer, later seen in Stuck in the Wringer.
 * In SpongeBob's dream sequence the song "Galloping Gertie" can be heard. It can also be heard on Family Guy when a vaudeville team finishes an act and he says "Play me off, Johnny!"
 * When SpongeBob accidentally drops the Krabby Patty on Crazyfish he wipes the mustard off his face. Mustard is still on his shirt, but when he and SpongeBob play rock, paper, scissors the mustard on his shirt vanishes.
 * This is the 3rd time SpongeBob is shown with a black eye. The first two were No Weenies Allowed andKrabby Land.
 * When the screen shows a close up of the clam, it says KRYSTY KRAB and not KRUSTY KRAB.
 * Jack M. Crazyfish has the same voice as Professor Calamitous on Jimmy Neutron Boy Genius.
 * It's strange how nobody realized he was lying especially because of the MAJOR discontinuity between his stories, you'd think at least two people would figure it out, then again maybe none of the characters were anywhere near each other even off screen.
 * Jack M. Crazyfish's hat is strikingly similar to a Dr. Seuss hat except that it is roughly monochromatic and tiny.
 * One of SpongeBob's Jack M. Crazyfish stories is strikingly similar to an archetypical western (the one where the lady fish is tied to railroad tracks).
 * This is an episode where SpongeBob is shown to be extremely weak others are: MuscleBob BuffPants, Help Wanted, Employee of the Month, etc.
 * Technically, in a way, there is a such thing as a pain gland. They're called nerves.
 * SpongeBob got injured 4 times in this episode (2 black eyes and 2 misc. fall injuries).
 * SpongeBob's story changes with each retelling.
 * Mr. Krabs's skin turned lighter like in Help Wanted when he said he's right.
 * During the telling of his story in the Krusty Krab SpongeBob said, "I emerged from my fruit-shaped bungalow fresh as a bee" but we have seen from numerous episodes that his house has more than one floor so cannot be considered a bungalow.
 * This episode is somewhat similar to BlackJack.
 * When SpongeBob tells his story to Sandy, in the prologue SpongeBob doesn't wear a hat. But, when Jack M. Crazyfish is crying when his wig is falling, SpongeBob is wearing a Krusty Krab hat, but there is no anchor in that hat. When SpongeBob drinks the tears, he doesn't wear a hat.
 * SpongeBob would have been killed when he accidentally pierced his eye with a wrench, almost similar to the movie "Final Destination 2", and when the cap shot his eye just like in "The Final Destination".

Music
APM Music


 * Galloping Gertie - 'Muscular' SpongeBob is seen riding a seahorse.
 * Dirty Work at the Crossroads - The heroine screams for help.
 * Rescued - "There, there. You're safe now, little lady."
 * Villains and Vampires (a) - Jack M. Crazyfish appears and challenges 'Muscular' SpongeBob.
 * Runaway Piano - 'Muscular' SpongeBob cracks his fingers to commence the fight.
 * Spot 1 - 'Muscular' SpongeBob lands on the train track and tears off his costume to stop the train and save the heroine.
 * Cartoon Capers (b) or Editor's Falling Over (c) - The toothpaste cap ricochets across the bathroom.
 * Cartoon Collection (c) or Editor's Falling Over (f) - The toothpaste flies and hits SpongeBob's right eye.
 * Editor's Falling Over (a) - SpongeBob falls over backwards.
 * Editor's Falling Over (g) - SpongeBob slipped on the toothpaste cap and lands his eye on the wrench.
 * Hawaiian Cocktail - SpongeBob looks in the mirror at his black eye.
 * Drama Link (d) - "Hey, SpongeBob!" SpongeBob screams.
 * The Stalking - "Nngg...it was Jack M. Crazyfish!"
 * Blood in the Gutter - SpongeBob explains to Patrick about Jack M. Crazyfish.
 * American Odyssey (a) - Sandy is seen leading a herd of sea cows.
 * Tomfoolery - SpongeBob tells Sandy how he got his black eye.
 * Dramatic Impact 6 - "He was the notorious outlaw: Jack M. Crazyfish!"
 * {#4} Towerstreet 17 - "...Crazyfish sprang up out of nowhere! He threw a giant tire at the back of my head then he stood over me to gloat! I jumped up and karate-chipped his hairpiece right off of his snaps!"
 * Witty Fellow - "I had miscalculated the trajectory of my cup and the straw jabbed me in the eye, giving me this awful shiner."
 * The Tip Top Polka/Cliff Polka - #1: "SpongeBob is 13 1/2 minutes late for duty! I hope for his sake this means he was in a horrible accident."
 * The Mob - SpongeBob bursts the doors of the Krusty Krab open and struts across the Krusty Krab interior.
 * Moving Target - A shot of SpongeBob's mother putting down ketchup.
 * Unease - "Now I suppose all of you are wondering how I got this black eye."
 * Man from the Ministry - "...shining trophy of my glorious triumph over the forces of evil! Oh, I know what you're thinking: 'Who in the name of Neptune would want to tangle with a guy like SpongeBob SquarePants?' Well, I'll tell you who."
 * Dr. Death - #1: "...when a wanton cry of distress pounded against my eardrum!"
 * Dr. Death - #2: SpongeBob carries on telling the story on how he got his black eye.
 * Dramatic Impact 1 - Jack M. Crazyfish appears at the door.
 * Fates - "Mr. Crazyfish, please don't skin me alive! I made all that stuff up! I was just kidding about whopping ya'! Right, folks? you remember?"
 * Unknown - A chase theme that is in a lot of episodes. SpongeBob shows how he really got his black eye(s).
 * The Tip Top Polka/Cliff Polka - #2: SpongeBob gives Crazyfish a 'Super Hot and Delicious Custom Order Krabby Patty with Extra Sauce' and accidentally spills it on Crazyfish.