Constance Cauldron is a member of the Alanastiums in BrainiacAdam's videos. She was the foster mother of a young girl that a formerly homeless man gave her. She would abuse the girl severely by giving the girl swirlies in the toilet. She appears as an aging woman with dirty blonde hair and wrinkles on her face. She wears a buttoned-up grey coat, dark grey pants, and dark brown boots.