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House Fancy is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season six


. In this episode, Squidward prepares his house for a TV show.




Squidward is about to watch House Fancy , a program showcasing fancy homes, and as host Nicholas Whithers (voiced by Food Network host Alton Brown) introduces the episode's first guest, Squidward gets a phone call from Squilliam revealing that the guest is none other than himself. Squidward watches in anger as Squilliam shows off the various features of his house, which is several stories high, and includes an elevator with a built-in hot tub, decorated toilets with gold toilet paper holders, a garden on the rooftop, and a 160 foot sculpture of his unibrow made of gilded doorknobs. In a fit of blind jealousy, Squidward calls Nicholas and tells him that he has a much fancier home than Squilliam. Squidward realizes what he has just done and desperately tries to make his house fancier, but it is no success. SpongeBob appears and offers to help him, with disastrous results (one of them involved Squidward's toenail being ripped out from moving a sofa). Soon, Squidward hears the doorbell ring, and tells SpongeBob to clean up the mess with a vacuum. However, he ends up sucking up everything in the house, causing the vacuum to explode and destroying the house. However, when Nicholas Whithers sees Squidward's destroyed house, he views it as a work of abstract art, and proclaims that his house is better than Squilliam's. The end leads to Squilliam crying because he has lost, and Squidward happy with the help of SpongeBob.

Major Events[]

  • Squidward is crowned House Fancy Prince.
  • Squidward gets his second victory over Squilliam.


  • The font on the title card is Curlz MT instead of the regular SpongeBob font.
  • Squilliam displays his "rooftop garden", but his house is initially shown to have a tower instead of a flat roof.
  • This is the second time Squidward wins against Squilliam at the end of the episode. The first was in "Band Geeks."

Cultural references[]

  • Alton Brown, who voices Nicholas Withers in this episode, hosts the shows Good Eats and Iron Chef America on Food Network.
  • When Squidward is watching House Fancy, the opening scene is a parody of Clean House.


Original Music

  • House Fancy Theme Song - #1: Squidward switches on the TV. {Eban Schletter}
  • Steel Sting - Squidward's phone rings. {Jeremy Wakefield}
  • House Fancy Theme Song - #2: House Fancy transition #1. {Eban Schletter}
  • House Fancy Theme Song - #3: House Fancy transition #2. {Eban Schletter}
  • House Fancy Theme Song - #4: House Fancy logo #1. {Eban Schletter}
  • House Fancy Theme Song - #5: House Fancy logo #2. {Eban Schletter}
  • Steel Licks - Patrick leaves Squidward's bathroom. {Jeremy Wakefield}
  • House Fancy Theme Song - #6: House Fancy logo #3. {Eban Schletter}

APM Music

  • Comic Walk - Squidward answers the phone to Squilliam Fancyson.
  • Drama Link (b) - Squidward sees Squilliam on TV and drops the cup (in slow-mo).
  • Sport Gallop - Camera pan reveal of Squilliam's house.
  • Royal King - Squilliam's welcomes Nicholas Withers to his foyer.
  • Happiness Castle - Squilliam's shows his golden gilded doorknob.
  • Entry Into Parliament - Squilliam's showcases his bathroom.
  • Tiki Lounge - Squilliam & Nicholas take a ride in the whirlpool bath elevator.
  • Tomfoolery - Squidward calls Nicholas Whithers and sets his house ready for his arrival.
  • Wild Eyes - Squidward panics.
  • Tympup A / ? - Squidward discovers his wall drenched in paint.
  • Footsteps of Horror - Squidward hisses at SpongeBob.
  • Tales from the Swamp (c) - "Oh, no, they're already here! Go get a vacuum to clean up all the sofa bits!"
  • Outrage - SpongeBob gets sucked into the vacuum.
  • Funeral March - The toilet chokes to death.
  • Tympup A - Squidward & Squilliam are shocked.