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Skill Crane is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season four. In this episode, Squidward attempts to win a prize from the Skill Crane.

Skill Crane



At the Krusty Krab, a guy in suit comes to the door. Mr. Krabs believes him to be a tax collector and panics, until the man shows his business card, which identifies him as an employee of "R.A. PennyPincher Vending Supplies". Mr. Krabs is overjoyed as the delivery men bring the claw vending machine that he ordered into the Krusty Krab. Krabs explains that it will "pay for itself in no time" and insists that SpongeBob and Squidward try it, giving them each a free quarter.

Squidward plays the machine, and almost picks up a stuffed snake and loses. He excitedly exclaims to SpongeBob that he "almost got that on his first try!" Mr. Krabs goes into his office,saying to himself "My work here is done." When SpongeBob tries the machine, Squidward expects him to lose, but SpongeBob effortlessly wins a teddy bear, which he names "Beary". Squidward dismisses this as "beginner's luck", and tries the machine again, but loses. SpongeBob then returns to the machine and wins a "friend" for Beary. Squidward begins to pull out another quarter, but remembers Mr. Krabs' words that it will "pay for itself in no time", and tells himself that he won't fall for the scam.

Later on, SpongeBob continues to effortlessly win several more stuffed animals from the machine, and Squidward is no longer able to resist his urges. He gets change from Mr. Krabs, and spends all of his money on the machine without winning even once. When Squidward tells Mr. Krabs that he has no more money for him, Mr. Krabs announces that it is pay day and gives Squidward a large sack of coins. Squidward tells Krabs that he will stop playing if he doesn't win with his very next quarter, but ends up playing for six hours, expending his entire salary. As Squidward sits on the floor crying, SpongeBob plays the machine and gets two plushes with one quarter. He says "It's not fair" and puts one of them back in using the claw.

When Squidward goes home, he tries to watch TV to get his mind off the machine, but finds himself unable to pick up the remote. He trys to turnm on the TV with one of his eyes, but it hurts. Then he goes to bed, and can't pick up the blanket or glass of soda. He soon finds that he can't pick up anything, and goes insane, proclaiming that he absolutely must win the crane. He puts back on his normal clothes, gets his piggy bank and runs to the Krusty Krab. The next morning, SpongeBob finds Squidward with his legs on the floor in front of the crane holding the joystick. Mr. Krabs then empties the machine and finds an enormous amount of Squidward's money, along with the deed to his house. SpongeBob tells Squidward that the secret to winning (is to close his eyes and be the crane). Squidward does this, and wins a old-looking teddy bear with his last quarter. He becomes overjoyed, pronounces his victory over the intercom, and insults a little boy who has just lost at the machine.

At the end of the day, Squidward walks home with SpongeBob, and sees a construction site. He operates the unoccupied crane with his eyes closed and picks up a girder. He ends up destroying the brand new mall and loses control of the vehicle, backing up down a hill as SpongeBob and the construction workers run away. He crashes into the Krusty Krab, destroying it. Squidward then exits the crane and tries to leave, but the furious construction workers surround him. SpongeBob tries to pick up Squidward with the crane, but picks up the stuffed animal that Squidward won instead. SpongeBob says "I guess I can only pick up toys" as the construction workers prepare to punch Squidward.


  • At first the Skill Crane says "You Win" and then when SpongeBob wins the last time it says "Winner".
  • This is the sixth episode where its title card is animated, the first being "SB-129," the second being "Prehibernation Week," the third being "Idiot Box," the fourth being "One Krabs Trash," and the fifth being "SpongeBob Meets the Strangler."
  • The background of the title card is similar to that of "Welcome to the Chum Bucket" and "Enemy In-Law," only it is orange instead of gray.
  • The idea of the Skill Crane was taken from the educational video game SpongeBob SquarePants Saves the Day.
  • The quarters are gold in this episode but not silver, in the other episodes they are regular silver.
  • Squidward's obsession with the crane and the way the crane kept calling his name is similar to the episode "The Fever" in the Twilight Zone.
  • 38th time Patrick doesn't appear.
  • This is the only episode to have a crane at the Krusty Krab.
  • First episode to have a payable game at the Krusty Krab.
  • When Mr. Krabs walks away with Squidward deed to his house, Mr. Krabs puts it in his pants but it disappears as he walks.
  • The first time SpongeBob is Mr. Krabs-shaped. The second will be in Gone.
  • There were only three construction workers running with Spongebob back to the Krusty Krab, but when Squidward was about to leave, there were nine construction workers.
  • The cash register does not appear at any time in the episode after Mr. Krabs swallows it.
  • It is shown that Squidward's deed to his house is in the money carton. This means Squidward sold his own house in order to get more money to win.
  • Squidward would've been arrested for ruining bunches of places including the Krusty Krab and Mr. Krabs and the construction workers are angry so Squidward probably got arrested after the show ended.
  • It's impossible that Squidward has pockets in this episode because Squidward doesn't wear any pants.
  • It's odd how Squidward played the game using the deed to his house if the machine only accepted quarters.
  • This is one of the few episodes where Mr. Krabs is shown paying Spongebob and Squidward, and given the amount of quarters he gave Squidward, he apparently pays them a standard worker's salary, in contrast to numerous claims of them being underpaid in other episodes.

APM Music Identification[]

  • Dombummel - Title card
  • The Girl I Left Behind Me - The skill crane is delivered to the Krusty Krab.
  • Ta-Ra C - "Gentlemen, meet Skill Crane."
  • Sailor's Waltz - "Come on, Squidward. You know you want to."
  • The Tip Top Polka/Cliff Polka - "My work here is done."; Squidward watches SpongeBob win the skill crane repeatedly; Squidward gets change from Mr. Krabs.
  • Ta-Ra A - SpongeBob wins a teddy bear from the skill crane.
  • Comic Tension (a) - Squidward teases the kid who didn't get a prize.
  • Lighting the Fuse (b) -
  • The Drunken Sailor (b) - Squidward has a flashback of Mr. Krabs.
  • The Rake Hornpipe - "Boys, it's Pay Day!"
  • Goodbye Rodney - Squidward saunters back to his house.
  • Pua Paokalani B - "You've had a rough day, Squiddy. But that doesn't mean tomorrow won't be better."
  • House of Horror - "I gotta win that crane!"
  • Comic Walk - Squidward is overjoyed after winning the skill crane.
  • Dramatic Impact 5- Squidward destroys the mall.
  • Drama Link B- "Squidward! Open your eyes!"