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Season 8, Episode 173a
Air date April 11, 2012
Written by Aaron Springer
Derek Iversen
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Squiditis is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season eight. In this episode, SpongeBob fears he's caught Squidward's illness.



Squidward fantasizes about being outside on a nice day, but in reality, he's stuck working at the Krusty Krab. While talking to SpongeBob, he gets the idea to fake a disease. He tells SpongeBob that he has a scratchy throat, a dry mouth, and an itchy eye. He dubs it "Squid's Disease", and SpongeBob worries that he will catch it. He suggests that Squidward goes home to get better. Squidward goes to Mr. Krabs to tell him he's sick, and Mr. Krabs checks him out. He concludes that Squidward is all right, and then tells him to get back to work.

When SpongeBob prepares to deliver an order, Squidward notices he is wearing a gas mask. Squidward coughs into it, and SpongeBob panics. He goes to Mr. Krabs to tell him Squidward is sick, but Mr. Krabs is not convinced. He notices SpongeBob is acting odd, which is affecting business. He learns it's because he thinks Squidward is ill and is afraid to catch it. Then he suggests Squidward "make him scarce". Squidward mirthfully leaves, and SpongeBob is relieved...until he notices his eye itches, his throat feels scratchy, and his mouth is dry. Using home remedies, Spongebob soaks his feet in hot water, then freezing ice water, then boiling oil. Then he smears hot mustard onto his fried legs, which hurts. He plans to put cucumbers on his wounded legs, but only sees pickles. Concluding they are cucumbers, he dumps the pickles and their vinegar onto his legs. The vinegar burns his legs and he falls over the place, into a pile of garbage. SpongeBob delivers an order while covered in garbage. The customers are turned off by sickly employees and leave, prompting Mr. Krabs to tell SpongeBob to go home until he feels better. SpongeBob asks who will work while he's away, and Mr. Krabs boasts that he can do all the work with one claw tied behind his back.

Squidward lies on a beach chair, enjoying his break when a garbage-covered SpongeBob comes along. Squidward is annoyed, and then goes into his house to at least enjoy himself inside. But SpongeBob goes in with him, and presents a video tape with a romantic comedy on it. At the Krusty Krab, Mr. Krabs is having a hard time fulfilling orders and angers customers by throwing food at them and all over the place. Back at Squidward's home, the movie is over. But when SpongeBob says there are 99 more sequels to watch, Squidward runs out, screaming. SpongeBob follows him to the Krusty Krab, where Mr. Krabs lies on the ground, covered with Krabby Patty pieces, woozily telling SpongeBob that he could take care of everything. Noticing Mr. Krabs isn't feeling good; SpongeBob presents him with the video tape of the romantic comedy. Mr. Krabs tells him to get away and runs from him.


  • SpongeBob was forced to go home sick before, in Suds and Fungus Among Us.
  • Title card is similar to Wigstruck except it's brown.
  • Interestingly, in Fungus Among Us, SpongeBob had a disease and gave it to Squidward. This time, Squidward fakes a disease and SpongeBob thinks he caught it, which is the reverse. 
  • This is the second leap year in a row that an episode premiered on April 11.
  • This episode was 173a, so this episode made SpongeBob Squarepants the longest running Nicktoon yet, surpassing the former holder, Rugrats, which consisted of 172 episodes.
  • SpongeBob endures both Hypochondriasis, a condition in which a person is overly concerned or convinced that they have a serious disease; and Psychosomatic medicine, an illness caused by stress and mental factors (in this case, fretting over "Squid's Disease").
  • This is the 3rd time Squidward fakes an illness/injury. The second time was in Accidents Will Happen, in which he pretended to be badly hurt. The first was Squidward the Unfriendly Ghost, where he pretended to be dead.
  • Itis is inflammed. Squidward had symptoms of a mild cold, or flu. 

Associated Production Music

  • SpongeBob Theme - Title Card
  • Drama Link (b) - Squidward sneezes in SpongeBob's Mask.
  • The Girl I Left Behind Me - Mr. Krabs checks to see if Squidward is sick.
  • Hawaiian Sting (a) - Squidward leaves the Krusty Krab.
  • Dramatic Bridge 4 - SpongeBob burns his legs.
  • Dramatic Impact 5 - SpongeBob thinks he's sick.
  • Hawaiian Sting 8 - SpongeBob stumbes out of the Krusty Krab.
  • Tripping Upstairs - Mr. Krabs serves Krabby Pattys.
  • Unknown Tracks 8 - The ending.