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That's No Lady is a SpongeBob SquarePants episode from season four. In this episode, Patrick is disguised as a woman.

That's No Lady


Before Love That Squid



While Patrick was running around in Bikini Bottom, a stranger yells at Patrick telling him to "get out of town". Though the stranger tells another fish to "get out of town" and shows that it was to vacation in another place. Patrick becomes convinced he's in danger and tells SpongeBob he's going to move. So he packs "his" things (actually SpongeBob's), and is ready to leave. But SpongeBob tells him he can change his identity. So SpongeBob preforms a makeover on Patrick and makes him look like a girl;now known as "Patricia". {C Everyone falls in love with him, especially Squidward and Mr. Krabs, who only hires "Patricia" since she is a girl. Mr. Krabs and Squidward also flirt with "Patricia", although this doesn't present a problem to him. Patrick has no idea what's making Mr.Krabs and Squidward act so weird and nice to him. Bikini Bottomite males all over fight over Patrick but Patrick ignores them. Later, he finds out the fish was just trying to sell him a luxury vacation at a modest price. Patrick then goes, and rips off all his clothes. When the Bikini Bottomites find out the truth, Squidward's eye lids started to close tight after seeing Patrick naked, and Mr. Krabs fires "Patricia" because Patrick isn't a girl. SpongeBob and Patrick then run out of the Krusty Krab.


  • This is the last episode to used mixed text captioning. The next episode in airdate order, "Best Day Ever" uses the All-Caps text for the first time since "Bossy Boots.
  • In Italy this episode is called "Un grosso equivoco", which means "A big misunderstanding".
  • This is the last episode to premiere in 2006.
  • This episode could be seen on the Whale of a Birthday before it aired on television.
  • This episode aired in Germany and the UK before it aired in the United States.
  • In Germany and The Netherlands, this episode is called "Patricia", the name of Patrick's new identity.
  • When Patrick runs into SpongeBob's house, his windows have no shades, but in the next moment, the window has shades.
  • The music from the title card is the same as Help Wanted only this one is longer and it will be used once again in To SquarePants or Not to SquarePants.
  • When we see the first display of the vacation paper we see "To Beautiful Seashore Resorts", but when SpongeBob looks at the paper, it says "To Beautiful Sunny Shore Resorts".
  • This is the second of four episodes transcribed as a comic into the SpongeBob SquarePants/Tokyopop book "Mistaken Identity". The other three were Once BittenThe Thing, and Rule of Dumb.
  • This is the first episode from SuperStuffed Nicktoons Weekend.
  • When Patricia says "No way" to Squidward while she's hosing, clams appear on her top and quickly disappear again.
  • When Patricia is crying over her new identity his skirt turns yellow for a fraction of a second.
  • When Squidward first meets "Patricia", he calls him "Rubenesque", which means, of a woman, large and full-figured, or plump and pleasing. This is a reference to Sir Peter Paul Rubens, a Flemish painter whose paintings often depicted large women.
  • When Mr. Krabs was laying out the table cloth the #7 sign somehow disappears.
  • When Mr. Krabs says this is no time for a Sunday stroll, that means the Krusty Krab is open on Sunday, but in most episodes it's closed on Sunday. Like SB-129 and Good Neighbors.
  • The sunglasses worn by Patrick look similar to the ones Spongebob wore in The Spongebob SquarePants Movie

APM Music Identification[]

Original Music

  • Squidward's clarinet solo #

APM Music